A A A A

     A
Some weirdos moved in across the street
And they were keepin' my wife awake
D
12 hours of the Goo Goo Dolls
      E
Was a bout all she could take
           A
So, I went over there and bummed a cigarette
          D
Told 'em, "break it up pretty soon"
          E
Some Abor iginese midgets found me 2 days later
                        A
On the dark side of the moon

   A7
Uh oh
               D
That wuttin' a Marlboro
         E                                     A
Was that new Prince Albert, in the left handed can
         A7
Uh oh...
               D
That wuttin' a Marlboro
          E
But, that stuff's enough to make Janet Reno
                       A
Look like the Marlboro Man

      D                        A
Kinda looked like a Lucky or a short Pall Mall
            E7               A
Tastes like horse maure, but Menthol
      D                   A
If it legally reaches the public's lips
                               E7
There's gonna be a shortage of tater chips
       D                            A
We can finally start hating Phillip Morris' guts
      E                   A
Cause this stuff, kicks a cigarette's butt
   D                                A
My brain said it's somethin' it had never seen
                        E
It beats the tar out of nicer'tine.

     A7
Uh oh.
               D
That wuttin' a Marlboro
             E                                    A
But it's the Surgeon General's, nephew's favorite brand
         A7
Uh oh...
               D
That wuttin' a Marlboro
         E
But, two packs of that will have the Backstreet Boys
                       A
Soundin' like a regaee band
      E
It'll have the fellers at the DEA
                        A
Coughin' on the witness stand

        A7
Uh oh.