Bam!
That’s my feet when I land
I roll up to the party with a personal pan
A whole pie in the half pipe, that's right
Torque soul, top side, never had a bad night
Now I’m grinding on my juice blocks
Pulling up my tube socks
This is where the crew rocks
Open up a new box
Strut my stuff, stuff the crust
And crush the competition, I must
I’m on a mission to bust some trucks

Hey bladies!
Hey!
Hey!

You know I'm twice as nice
I got the chili flake spice
When I slice and dice
(Hey!)
A back side back slide
It's a joy ride when we glide side to side
Every word I utter is like butter
Curb to the gutter
Watch for my pizza cutters
When they killed Splinter I was left in charge
Now every breakfast and dinner we get extra large