when i make my first million
think i'll buy myself some happiness
if there's a sale on satisfaction
i might just have to stock up
maybe i'll buy myself some muscles
an a california lifestyle
an irresponsible ferrari
an ex-cheerleader to knock up
n if there is some left over
i might buy a leather jacket
and a brand new harley-davidson
and a fifth of cuervo gold
n then i'd ride on out to reno
lose the rest in some casino
n like any good like los angeleno
keep my creditors on hold
when i make my first million
any day now
when i make my first million
i will try hard to deserve it
and like a good boy i will serve it out
to those who need it most
the lawyers the accountants
politicians and executives
the mighty u.s. government
the father son and holy ghost
when i make my first million
any day now
meanwhile i toil in my obscurity
and my peanut butter sandwiches
n when i make my first million
i'll look back on this and grin
now that greed is back in fashion
i'll rebel with real compassion
or else that stockpiled satisfaction
will soon be turning to chagrin
when i make my first million
any day now