Have you seen my blue dog?
That's what Roger said
before he went and shot 10 people in the head

Prayer really works if you're a retard and love your idolic crucifix
Patience is a virtue, but a 12 guage makes you heard

These are a few of my favorite things

If god is in the temple, why are the priests in young boys?
What if I found Jesus for $14.95 + shipping and handling?
What the fuck was the dude thinking who first shoved a gerbil up his ass
and who was the genius that decided that black metal was pop?

So who are you to judge? And what makes the difference anyway?
This shit is for your listening pleasure, even though I assault you sonically
So let the audience abuse begin!!!
And Jeez' you're still listening, you pompus fucks, so let it entertain you

One day you're going to be dead, that's the one certainty
so foolish deeds are those that involve the immaterial
but then again if I didn't care the lyrics here would be different
and I might have written about satan or some other gay bullshit besides this

So the young boys must be the temple
and Jesus just came in the mail, but it's another $14.95 to be saved
and that super-gay dude must have tied a string to the gerbil's tail
but I'll be damned if this is pop motherfucker